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Ugh, this has not been Jennifer Lopez's week. First there was the Met Gala foliage fail, and now the babe's trying so hard to be edgy and cool promoting her new album Love? in Hollywood. That frizzy hair, tiny leather vest and draped harem pants—OMG, those pants could be the worst pants in the world—sorry, hon, but this hot mess is getting no Love from us.

Teen Mom's Amber, Catelynn, Farrah and Maci Reuniting for Season Three

Had your fill of Teen Mom—and Amber Portwood?

Too bad! The original cast of Teen Mom—Amber, Catelynn Lowell, Farrah Abraham and Maci Bookout—are rejoining the show when it returns for a third season Tuesday, July 5, MTV announced today.

The girls' struggles have been well documented (maybe too well documented?) since they first appeared in the original 16 and Pregnant series, and MTV promises even more drama as they cope with their toddlers' "terrible twos." (Catelynn and boyfriend Tyler Baltierra's baby was adopted, but they still maintain a relationship with daughter Carly.)

But wait, there's more!

MTV also announced Teen Mom has been greenlit for a fourth season.

Are you one of the millions eagerly awaiting Teen Mom's return? Vote for your favorite young mama in our poll!

Look Out, Hoaxers, The Rock Wants to Put a Dead Foot Up Your Ass

Just when things settle in the Twitterverse, another celebrity faux-bites the dust. So which star suffered an ill fate via Twitter this go-round?

None other than Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. And he's not happy about it.

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After hearing of reports he had fallen off a cliff in New Zealand and died Wednesday morning, Johnson hit Twitter to prove the death hoaxers wrong.

"I would love to meet the person who is starting rumors of my death - to show them how a dead foot feels up their ass," Johnson tweeted.

And there you have it. Just like the Biebs (who's suffered the same fate a thousand times over), we can still smell what The Rock is cookin'.

Lindsay Lohan's Theft Case Goes to City Attorney

Remember that gold necklace case, and how the actress was charged with grand theft felony?

Well, since Judge Stephanie Sautner's recent decision to kick the felony charge down to a misdemeanor, the case will be turned over to the Los Angeles City Attorney tomorrow.

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"Because the charge was reduced by the court to a misdemeanor, the district attorney no longer has jurisdiction to prosecute the case and, therefore, we will give the case to the City Attorney's Office,'' said Sandi Gibbons of the District Attorney's Office.

City attorney spokesperson Frank Mateljan tells E! News that they were told this would happen, but have yet to receive a copy of the case.

Although Sautner sided with defense attorney Shawn Holley in reducing the charge, Lohan's probation violation didn't go unnoticed.

The starlet was sentenced 120 days in jail, in which she was released hours later on bail.

But LiLo still has to perform 360 hours of community service at the Downtown Women's Center and 120 hours of service at the Los Angeles County Morgue which is supposed to start sometime this week.

Glee-Dux: We've Got All the Hot Gossip—and Then Some!

WHAT WE LEARNED:

Wink, Wink. Nudge, Nudge: How awesome was it that the whole gang was sitting around spouting off all the couple names fans have given them over the past two years? But my favorite one was a couple name I haven't thought of yet: Noah Puckerman (Mark Salling) and Lauren Zizes (Ashley Fink) equal "Pisces." That is outstanding. Other points where the writers went all meta on us: Finn (Cory Monteith) talking about Quinn's (Dianna Agron) mood swings, the blind items, and Rachel's (Lea Michele) comment to him about his girlfriend: "I never understood why you got back with her." At which point, I bet all my Finchel fans shouted: "Neither can we!"

Kristin Chenoweth Never Disappoints: I sincerely hope you all love April Rhodes as much as I do. Fast fact: My favorite Glee number ever is the "One Less Bell to Answer/A House Is Not a Home" mashup with April and Will (Matthew Morrison). Her voice is just gorgeous, and I was glad to see it showcased again. Plus, her presence planted that Broadway seed in Mr. Schuester's brain. Who else thinks that the trip to NYC is going to make that seed plant its roots a little deeper? Even Emma (Jayma Mays) wants him to go, and we all know she loves him more than she loves cleaning grapes. Which, we found out, she loves a little less now that she's on medication.Fondue for Two Forever, Please: Um, who else thinks Brittany (Heather Morris) should get her own web series spinoff? I want to see new episodes of Fondue for Two every single week. OK, I guess she might be too busy nursing her broken heart to interview Lord Tubbington anymore. I'm sorry, Brittana fans. This was a tough episode to get through. Since we all know Brittany's cat is reading her diary, we can only assume he's reading something like this: "The girl I'm in love with sang me the sweetest song about how she loves me, then went ahead and gave herself a new couple name: Santofsky. Oh, and my former boyfriend called me stupid and that made me cry. Plus, I think the orange crayon in my crayon box wants to steal my voice like the evil octopus witch in The Little Mermaid." What? Brittany thinks weird things. Bottom line: Times are tough for Brittany S. Pierce.

Rachel, Quinn, and Finn Have Issues: Well, we've known these three characters be trippin' since pretty much the first episode of Glee. But this was the first episode in a while where everything was kind of laid out on the table, including Finn's trust issues. All that back and forth, and then back one more time led to Quinn giving Finn an ultimatum that can't lead anywhere good: If you sing with Rachel again, we're over. But at least Rachel could possibly find solace in Sam's (Chord Overstreet) arms? She did ask him to prom in the beginning of the episode, after all.

Kendra on Dancing With the Stars Elimination: "There Was No Reason to Cry Tonight

Another week, another elimination. This time, our very own Kendra Wilkinson-Baskett and her partner, Louis van Amstel, had their goodbye dance after they were officially voted off Dancing With the Stars.

But before you pity her, Kendra told us that she is actually happy to be done with her Dancing duties. In her defense, she does have a good reason. Plus, which star was "really afraid" tonight was their night to go home?

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Kendra probably would have liked to gone all the way to the finals, but she insists she's ready to go back to her main gig: mommyhood! "I'm happy. I mean, there was no reason to cry tonight. I'm happy because I get to be a mom again," she told us excitedly.

And of course, there was the usual gushing about the partner that made it all possible. "I am so thankful for being on Dancing With the Stars and being partners with Louie. He really held on with me. He never gave up. I am so thankful that we ended this way and not the Viennese Waltz way."

But all that gratefulness didn't stop Louis from scolding her one last time about her "stripper moves," which Kendra agreed was not the best thing to do with the dress she had on. "The stripper moves were coming out," Louis complained with a sigh.

Kirstie Alley, who is safe yet again, revealed that she thought that she was the one getting the boot this week. "I was really afraid. And I was so afraid that it put me in a different mindset. Next week, I am going to be the best dancer." When we complimented Kirstie on her weight loss, she joked that she wouldn't be satisfied until people were saying she was too skinny. " When someone tells me to eat a sandwich, I'm home."

As for Ralph Macchio and Karina Smirnoff, they promised us a "waltz that's never been done before." In fact, the song they are dancing to is one that Karina has been wanting for a while. "We're dancing to a song that we love and that I requested weeks ago. It's not romantic or beautiful; it's going to be dark."

When we asked what they would miss about Kendra, Karina spoke for the both of them. "I think she's one of the few celebrities in this industry that's real and honest," she said. "She's a breath of fresh air. And she came in being who she was and known for what she does on E!, but she showed the whole journey of embracing the elegance and embracing the dancing."

Three Official Royal Wedding Portraits Revealed.

As you know, Friday marked the marriage of Prince William and Kate Middleton. It was a moment watched and cherished by two billion people worldwide.

The family has released three official Royal Wedding portraits, each taken by Hugo Burnand at Buckingham Palace, to commemorate the joyous event.

First, a formal, royally cute picture of adorable newlyweds:

Next up, a fun photo of Will and Kate with the kids in the bridal party. The youngsters are The Hon. Margarita Armstrong-Jones, Miss Eliza Lopes, Miss Grace van Cutsem, Lady Louise Windsor, Master Tom Pettifer and Master William Lowther-Pinkerton:Finally, the merged families are featured in its entirety in a final shot, with everyone from Queen Elizabeth II to the bride's parents and siblings included:Front row (left to right): Miss Grace van Cutsem, Miss Eliza Lopes, HRH The Duke of Edinburgh, HM The Queen Elizabeth II, The Hon. Margarita Armstrong-Jones, Lady Louise Windsor, Master William Lowther-Pinkerton.

Back Row (left to right): Master Tom Pettifer, HRH The Duchess of Cornwall, HRH The Prince of Wales, HRH Prince Henry of Wales, Mr. Michael Middleton, Mrs. Michael Middleton, Mr. James Middleton, Miss Philippa Middleton