Look Out, Hoaxers, The Rock Wants to Put a Dead Foot Up Your Ass

Just when things settle in the Twitterverse, another celebrity faux-bites the dust. So which star suffered an ill fate via Twitter this go-round?

None other than Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. And he's not happy about it.

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After hearing of reports he had fallen off a cliff in New Zealand and died Wednesday morning, Johnson hit Twitter to prove the death hoaxers wrong.

"I would love to meet the person who is starting rumors of my death - to show them how a dead foot feels up their ass," Johnson tweeted.

And there you have it. Just like the Biebs (who's suffered the same fate a thousand times over), we can still smell what The Rock is cookin'.