WILLIAM &KATE,S ROYAL Wedding : Will my world be free of Kate and Prince William now that their wedding is finally done? At least until they have a baby?
Right, right. Like you didn't wake up at 3 a.m. to wave your officially sanctioned tea towel and weep like a country willow into your Pimm's Cup along with the planet. I'm onto you.
As for Will and Kate, I have bad news:
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They're not going anywhere.Anyone who has ever read a tabloid can tell you that after a celebrity's "wedding bells" comes "baby joy," followed, of course, by much "baby bumpin'" during the "bumpwatch." And Will and Kate are no exception.
Besides, the couple just keeps going places and doing things. In my sad profession, we call this "news," and, alas, it must be covered.
"There is a lot of excitement for their first trip to Los Angeles," notes CoverAwards founder and former OK! editor Mark Pasetsky. "There is going to be a lot of excitement around them."
And, in case you haven't heard—and you have—Will and Kate just left on their honeymoon, and people actually care.
According to Yahoo!, searches for Will and Kate's honeymoon are spiking 289 percent this week. Kate's recent grocery shopping trip caused search engines to go nuts. (Even in specialized communities, such as the yarn crafts site Ravelry, Kate fever is still alive and well, with users buzzing about how to replicate her knitwear.)
And where there is demand for such information, there will be tabloids bottom feeding their way to record sales.
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