The US is getting excited about the Royal Wedding. The TV channel E! even has an on-screen counter showing how many days are left till the big day. The presenters on E! are getting so psyched they are even calling the county Kate Middleton is from “Brookshire.” A place that exists nowhere on earth.
On the Today Show the other week they focused on what really matters about the story. Prince William’s bald spot. After showing endless shots of his scalp they came to the conclusion, with a headline across the screen declaring:“He makes up for his baldness as he is a Prince.”
So just so you know, all other bald people. You better become royalty quick sharp or you are nothing.
The Royal Wedding keeps popping up all over. Entertainment news juggernaut US Weekly is on the case with classy headlines such as:
“What will Kate wear under her wedding dress?”
They also have the latest factual scoops such as:
“The future king’s “I do” outfit is being kept under lock and key, literally, an insider told USmagazine.com. The suit is stashed at a hidden location and when it’s time to move it, a bullet-proof vehicle will be used, the source explained.”
A bullet-proof car for a suit. Who shoots a suit.
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